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In 2005, The Simpsons will start their seventeenth season. Not bad for a spin-off! The Simpsons first appeared as an animated short on The Tracey Ullman Show, a variety show on Fox from 1987-1989.

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The Simpsons Store Featured Item

Season 7 DVD

Season 7 (1995-96) (Marge Head Packaging)

Season 7 (1995-96) (Traditional Box Packaging)

The Season 7 DVD is scheduled to be released on December 13. Pre-order it today to ensure your copy will be delivered as soon as it's released, and shipped to you in time for Christmas!

Season 7 begins with part two of the infamous "Who Shot Mr. Burns?" episode. Part one was the last episode on the Season 6 set (see below).

Season 6 was released only in the "Homer Head" packaging, with an option to get a traditional box, paying only for shipping, but only after already buying the head version. Fan backlash was so great that Season 7 is being simultaniously released in both the "Marge Head" packaging, and the traditional box packaging. Take your pick right out of the box, so to speak.

Once again, the season is a 4-disk set, including all 25 episodes, and commentary on every episode -- a standard set by The Simpsons DVD sets, but hardly ever found on other TV show boxed sets. While the crew may joke about their use of "screw the audience" jokes (jokes that don't have the predictable ending), it is quite obvious that the folks behind The Simpsons have a high regard for their audience.

Marge Head

Traditional Box

Season 7 Episodes

Who Shot Mr. Burns? - Part Two: (2F20) (Sep 17 1995)
Radioactive Man: (2F17) (Sep 24 1995)
Home Sweet Homediddily-Dum-Doodily: (3F01) (Oct 01 1995)
Bart Sells His Soul: (3F02) (Oct 08 1995)
Lisa the Vegetarian: (3F03) (Oct 15 1995)
Treehouse of Horror VI: (2F04) (Oct 29 1995)
King-Size Homer: (2F05) (Nov 05 1995)
Mother Simpson: (3F06) (Nov 19 1995)
Sideshow Bob's Last Gleaming: (3F08) (Nov 26 1995)

The Simpsons 138th Episode Spectacular: (3F31) (Dec 03 1995)
Marge Be Not Proud: (3F07) (Dec 17 1995)
Team Homer: (3F10) (Jan 07 1996)
Two Bad Neighbors: (3F09) (Jan 14 1996)
Scenes from the Class Struggle in Springfield: (3F11) (Feb 04 1996)
Bart the Fink: (3F12) (Feb 11 1996)
Lisa the Iconoclast: (3F13) (Feb 18 1996)
Homer the Smithers: (3F14) (Feb 25 1996)

The Day the Violence Died: (3F16) (Mar 17 1996)
A Fish Called Selma: (3F15) (Mar 24 1996)
Bart on the Road: (3F17) (Mar 31 1996)
22 Short Films About Springfield: (3F18) (Apr 14 1996)
Raging Abe Simpson and His Grumbling Grandson in "The Curse of the Flying Hellfish": (3F19) (Apr 28 1996)
Much Apu About Nothing: (3F20) (May 05 1996)
Homerpalooza: (3F21) (May 19 1996)
Summer of 4 Ft. 2: (3F22) (May 19 1996)